Funny Parenting Mug – My Children Are Animals (Black)

£4.99

This funny parenting mug is a hilariously honest gift for parents who know that “fun and learning” usually looks a lot more like chaos.

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  • Dishwasher and microwave-safe
  • Design is printed on both sides of the mug
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Funny Parenting Mug – My Children Are Animals (Black)

This funny parenting mug is the perfect dose of humour for anyone deep in the chaos of raising tiny humans. With the message “Excuse the mess, my children are having fun and learning” but “having fun and learning” is cheekily crossed out and replaced with “fucking wild animals,” this mug sums up what every exhausted parent is really thinking. It’s brutally honest, hilariously relatable, and bound to get a knowing nod (or laugh) from fellow mums, dads, or carers.

Crafted from durable ceramic and holding 11oz of your much-needed caffeine fix, this mug is both dishwasher and microwave-safe—because let’s face it, no parent has time for handwashing. It’s ideal for early mornings, chaotic lunchtimes, or those rare quiet moments when the kids are finally occupied.

This mug makes a brilliant gift for mums and dads with a sense of humour, whether they’re new to parenting or seasoned veterans of the madness. Great for birthdays, baby showers, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or just as a well-earned treat to yourself.

☕ A white glossy ceramic mug

🫲 Design is printed on both sides of the mug, making it suitable for left or right-handed people

🫧 Dishwasher and microwave safe, thanks to the AAA-graded mugs we use

📦 Safely packed in a box to keep it safe during shipping

🖌️ Designed and pressed in the UK

🔥 Produced through a sublimation heat press process, ensuring the design stays on the mug permanently

💧 Holds 11OZ/325ml

📏 9.5 cm/3.7 inches tall and 8.0 cm/3.0 inches wide

Shipping

CountryShipping TypeCourier/ServiceShipping Time (Days)Cost (£ GBP)Cost Per Additional Item (£ GBP)
United KingdomStandard DomesticEvri ParcelShop2-42.760.25
Express DomesticEvri ParcelShop Next Day13.760.25
United StatesStandard InternationalEvri Standard Parcelshop7-1113.122.50
Express InternationalUPS Access Point2-420.692.50
CanadaStandard InternationalEvri Standard Parcelshop6-813.192.50
Express InternationalUPS Access Point2-320.692.50
AustraliaStandard InternationalEvri Standard Parcelshop7-1213.692.50
Express InternationalParcelforce – Global Priority Drop Shop4-1020.152.50
New ZealandStandard InternationalEvri Standard Parcelshop10-1214.042.50
Express InternationalDPD Drop Off International4-1024.742.50

Weight0.5 kg
Dimensions16 × 16 × 16 cm
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Dishwasher Safe

Microwave Safe

Customisable

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